I NEED:

• black heels (to occasionally replace the one respectable pair that I have to wear all the time)
  
• casual purse (spent too much on last purse purchase & now feel obligated to use this purse every single day despite the fact that it's huge & weighs about 20 lbs.)
  
• watch (current 7-year-old Kenneth Cole is suffering from overuse)
  
• bookcase (my beloved books are sitting on some old fiberglass Bed Bath & Beyond contraption & their weight has caused some curvature)
• desk ( the K-Mart piece of crap where I sit as I type this has pointy edges posing a hazard to my toddler's head)
• desk chair too (mine's been broken for years but it's all I've got)
• haircut (my Aveda highlights cost so much that I can only afford to go twice a year)
• money to pay for all of this
• to free myself from the shackles of capitalist consumerism

to be continued....